Ever noticed how each person reacts differently when they are drunk? These are the different types of drunk college students.
Drinks two ciders and is already smashed.
After a couple of drinks his biceps get bigger and the other guys get smaller. Never walks out the bar without a fight.
They really bare it all, their clothes always end up on the floor.
No one feels sorrier for themselves, they always sob about something and there is no stopping them.
Always buys everyone drinks and shots when drunk. Swipe, swipe.
They cause all the trouble and everyone else has to cover up for them.
The Naughty One
Standards are non-existent when these people get drunk, they smooch anyone they can find.
The Disappearing Act
When it’s time to leave they are never around, sometimes only showing up the next morning.
Never has their own cash, relies on others to pay for their drinks and smokes their friend’s cigarettes.